The Firefly

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DUNHAM HAIROGRAPHY

This Week: ”Whatcha Talkin ‘Bout Bishop… Of Course I’m Your Woman!”

• GOOD HAIR MOMENT: The moment goes to a Semtex talkin, beanie wearing Dunham who manages to radiate her own universe glimmer without a strand of gold in sight! I think I’ve just invalidated the hairography blog.  A while later, some thugs turn up, she and PB Dunham the shiz out of them and she makes a mental note to get those handcuffs back… *cough*

• Back To Where We’ve Been: Moving immediately on from last week, we find POlivia back where they were; 

1. Olivia’s makeshift twisty-hair-ma-bob-thingy still in place *check*. 
2. Dameano’s still hot *check* 
3. Mortified for kissing your maybe, non-boyfriend? *DING*DING*

• GHDs Don’t Exist in Ambertown: Olivia has a mild panic attack when she remembers her date hair back in Jacksonville; ”ZOMG, my hair was so straight and glossy.”

• Flashback Theme:  ♫ I whip my hur back and forth, I whip my hur… ♫

• ”I Remember…”: Pervy William Bell, Old Lady 6B, Over There, The Boom Boom Machine, Sexy Fun-Time Glimmers, Jacksonville … wearing my hair in a ponytail for an entire season…

• ‘And Then We Went Upstairs…’: Yeah, you did ;D

• Ummm…: You know you love your dreamy boyfriend when you let his crazy pants father put a plexi-glass dome over your hair and you play along.

• *Snip*…… DID WALTER JUST….OMG….NO…HE….HOLY-F-BALLS…HE CUT THE HAIR….HAS HE LOST HIS MIND…UM, AGAIN?????!!!!!: But Olivia is all like, meh whatever I’m gona bag his son in a few hours. 

• Ponytail Make-out Session: No.5

• Retro Hair: 3 seconds to guess which retro hair moment captured Olivia is channelling from Season 1………..tik tok….tik tok…. Oh, btw have you been introduced to the benefits of a Nissan electr— *buzzz* times up! The answer is ”Bad Dreams”. 

• Retro Hair Part Deux: Does DRJ have no respect for the golden one? If anything, the one retro style most deserving of a comeback is hands-down the fishtail braid, just sayin. Maybe he could get one of his shapeshiftin hair dressers (we’re sure there must be one on the books) to whip up a good ol’ braid.

• It May Not Be Hair But…: Just how horny was Olivia in this episode!? Dayum, gurlfriend must have some mad skills.

• Chief Blockerations Officer: Cockblocker In Chief, Nina Sharp cortexiphans the life out of Lincoln’s future baby mama aspirations. Translation: You + Olivia= Never.Gona.Happen 

• Lincoln Memories V Peter Memories: Coffee next to a $2 peep show V Blue Dream Hotfest 2012…… it’s a tough call- that chicken soup was pretty epic.

• Peacoat Watch: Meh, who cares? Not like Olivia wasn’t gona tear the coat off anyway in the back of her Nissan Pathfinder…. The Nissan Pathfinder with platinum tipped spark plugs and engine-speed-sensitive power steering, as standard.

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